Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Meat Gingerbread House

Ingredients:

Ground Pork
Sausages
Bacon (15 Packages)
Ribs
Beef Tenderloin (many)
Potatoes
Ham
Puff Pastry
Cheese Wiz (lots, enough for a great cheese flood)

Instructions:

MEAT GINGERBREAD HOUSE
Poor Jack Danial's over ribs.
Make a foundation using ground pork.
Using meat glue as mortar, and steaks as bricks, make four impenetrable steak walls.
Make a meat boy (optional).
Combine impenetrable steak walls and place in next-level-meat-cage-cooking apparatus.
Cook at 400 degrees for approximately 45 min.
Mash potatoes and use as snow around steak walls.
Use toothpicks to make ham doors and windows.
Cover steak walls with puff pastry ceiling.
Poor in cheese wiz until great great cheese flood is triggered.
Sprinkle with candied bacon.

JACK DANIAL'S EGG NOG (Optional)
Bring back the bacon, in a big way.
Extract the bacon juices
Extract the bacon grease
Pour in some Jack Danial's.


3 comments:

  1. Matt;
    Thank you so much for
    your thoughtful and
    inspiring contribution
    to our recipe site.
    I love the video
    demonstration.
    It really gives one
    a 'feel'for meat as
    an artistic (not to
    mention mouth watering)
    medium.
    You are officially and
    unanimously elected and
    appointed to be the head
    of our annual
    "Thue Family Gingerbread
    House Competition".
    for December 2011
    Congratulations!
    I hope you comprehend
    the significance of
    this honor.
    love,
    mom

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  2. "Are we in heaven?
    'Cause it's snowing bacon."

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  3. Like I said on your Facebook when you first posted this video, I love everything but the cheese wiz. What could we substitute?

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